Happy Marriage Reason #5231

[darsynia]

Hubby today at Max & Erma's celebratory NO MORE FINALS supper:

You should write a crack!fic where John and Rodney are ice cubes. There'll be drama, because they are going to eventually melt, and they can have sex, because ice cubes can get all stuck together, etc., etc.

*nudges with elbow* right? right? OMG.

ETA: Dear GOD, 834 words already. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

ETA2: (what, you thought I'd have a funny tagline?) Stuck On You. 1360 words of ICE CUBE CRACKFIC.

ETA3, Second Cousin Twice Removed of ETA's half-sister that was adopted: Hubby on AIM:
'Pour warm water on them = crack fic'

*sigh*

Comments

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU CALLING ME SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED??

...

Well.

...it is true. *sniff sniff*


*RUNS OFF TO READ THE ICE CUBE FIC FTW!*

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

LOL I COULD HAVE WON MONEY ON THIS COMMENT.

I bet you'd reply with THAT EXACT THING.

ILU. Enjoy!