Happy Marriage Reason #5231

[darsynia]

Hubby today at Max & Erma's celebratory NO MORE FINALS supper:

You should write a crack!fic where John and Rodney are ice cubes. There'll be drama, because they are going to eventually melt, and they can have sex, because ice cubes can get all stuck together, etc., etc.

*nudges with elbow* right? right? OMG.

ETA: Dear GOD, 834 words already. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

ETA2: (what, you thought I'd have a funny tagline?) Stuck On You. 1360 words of ICE CUBE CRACKFIC.

ETA3, Second Cousin Twice Removed of ETA's half-sister that was adopted: Hubby on AIM:
'Pour warm water on them = crack fic'

*sigh*

Comments

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, oh GOD, I'm writing it. And they huddle together for cold, because someone leaves the freezer door open too long and they can feel themselves melting, and their body cold keeps them cold for longer! And John-cube has bits of extra ice on one side that sticks up!

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

And John-cube has bits of extra ice on one side that sticks up!
Yes!

And as nice as huddling together is, ice!Rodney figures they should maybe also hide behind the frozen tv dinner or peas or something 'cause it's even colder that way.

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

I've actually gone for the additional angst of their not being able to move. Realism. *nodnod*

Clip:

"You'll get stuck like that, you know," a grumpy voice beside him said. It was the nearby cube, whose lower left-hand corner was a bit rounded, as though it had chipped off and been melted smooth again.

"Stuck?" he replied, not sure he liked this chipped cube's tone.

"Yes, stuck," it said in a lofty voice. "Don't you know anything about Temperature States and Melt Physics?" The way it said this made him upset. It wasn't like he'd had much time to learn anything, after all. Still, some things, he supposed, were instinct, and he could feel something in the air around him--if he rested too closely to the slick wall, it would want to bond with him. He wasn't sure he was ready for that.