Well, I thought their, uh, positioning was quite appropriate. Not to mention the pool of sweat/other fluids under them. Your husband wins for seeing it too. :D

Oh and I just had a cracky thought about how water is a renewable resource and even if they melt you can still write about their journey as drops of water (evaporation where they become clouds and then condensation...it's a cycle y'know?) Though this is only you want a sequel or 5375823.