Um, hi? So worth the waiting and the you teasing me with wordcounts! :) Especially this bit:

“Oh, Rodney,” John said fondly, and suddenly he was sliding forward, swinging a leg over Rodney’s out-stretched ones and sitting, actually sitting on Rodney’s thighs.
Because I have such a thing for John straddling Rodney. Like, oh god, more than you could ever know!

My mum was all surprised that I asked her to turn off the television while I read this, but I wanted absolute quiet so I could fully enjoy it :)

PG h/c for the win! \o/