Pay no attention to the double post behind the curtain.

[darsynia]

Stolen from the awesome that is wieimmer:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Darsynia!

1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Darsynia!
2. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Darsynia.
3. The colour of Darsynia is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
4. During World War II, Americans tried to train Darsynia to drop bombs!
5. The difference between Darsynia and a village is that Darsynia does not have a church.
6. Darsynia is the sacred animal of Thailand.
7. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Darsynia, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
8. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Darsynia.
9. Darsynia can last longer without water than a camel can.
10. Darsynia will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!

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A meme called me fat :(

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

Yes, but a 16th century mathematician lost his nose over you and that has to mean something.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Velvetwhip! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Velvetwhip&gender=f)

1. Velvetwhip can turn her stomach inside out.
2. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than velvetwhip.
3. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are velvetwhip!
4. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating velvetwhip from each salad served in first class!
5. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in velvetwhip!
6. Olive oil was used for washing velvetwhip in the ancient Mediterranean world.
7. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear velvetwhip had to pay a special velvetwhip tax.
8. There are six towns named velvetwhip in the United States.
9. Velvetwhip can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
10. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching velvetwhip.

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Gabrielle

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

#3 and #7 are my favorites. Oh, god, this is one of the funniest 'your username prompt memes' ever!

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

I like people having to pay taxes to wear me. But being washed in olive oil would make me feel very greasy.


Gabrielle

[mary-russell11.livejournal.com]

Darsynia is the sacred animal of Thailand hehehehehehehe. I feel so honored now for knowing you*g*

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[mary-russell11.livejournal.com]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mary_russell11! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Mary_russell11&gender=f)

1. US gold coins used to say 'In mary_russell11 we trust'.
2. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in mary_russell11!
3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like mary_russell11.
4. Mary_russell11 became extinct in England in 1486.
5. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with mary_russell11 in your mouth.
6. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of mary_russell11 in a day.
7. The average duration of sexual intercourse for mary_russell11 is two minutes!
8. The risk of being struck by mary_russell11 is one occurence every 9,300 years.
9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are mary_russell11!
10. Mary_russell11 has four noses!

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[darsynia.livejournal.com]

LOL #5 and #7 o.O!!

#6 cracks me up. But hey, according to #8 you don't hit people! :D

[pixiequeen10thk.livejournal.com]

"A meme called me fat :(" bad meme!

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

Love that quote! 'I will end you' always struck me as so lyrical. Firefly has such amazing dialogue, imo.

[pixiequeen10thk.livejournal.com]

I know! I adore the dialogue. I feel the need to quote it regularly :)

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

I hardly know where to start!

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I like how whoever did the code made sure to have some embarrassing ones and cool ones both in the list, though. Especially since, unlike some memes like this, capitalization doesn't change anything.