Pay no attention to the double post behind the curtain.

[darsynia]

Stolen from the awesome that is wieimmer:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Darsynia!

1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Darsynia!
2. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Darsynia.
3. The colour of Darsynia is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
4. During World War II, Americans tried to train Darsynia to drop bombs!
5. The difference between Darsynia and a village is that Darsynia does not have a church.
6. Darsynia is the sacred animal of Thailand.
7. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Darsynia, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
8. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Darsynia.
9. Darsynia can last longer without water than a camel can.
10. Darsynia will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!

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A meme called me fat :(

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

Yes, but a 16th century mathematician lost his nose over you and that has to mean something.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Velvetwhip! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Velvetwhip&gender=f)

1. Velvetwhip can turn her stomach inside out.
2. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than velvetwhip.
3. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are velvetwhip!
4. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating velvetwhip from each salad served in first class!
5. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in velvetwhip!
6. Olive oil was used for washing velvetwhip in the ancient Mediterranean world.
7. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear velvetwhip had to pay a special velvetwhip tax.
8. There are six towns named velvetwhip in the United States.
9. Velvetwhip can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
10. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching velvetwhip.

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Gabrielle

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

#3 and #7 are my favorites. Oh, god, this is one of the funniest 'your username prompt memes' ever!

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

I like people having to pay taxes to wear me. But being washed in olive oil would make me feel very greasy.


Gabrielle