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Not Spoilery: DH and the Founders' Reactions To Getting It

Though it's about the book, please no spoilers in the comments, so everyone can enjoy the lulz. Thanks!

carentan on how each of the Founders would react to the Release of DH (Copied, as it's in a spoiler community):

Salazar Slytherin - has read the Carpet Book and is busy spoiling it for everyone he can find...
Rowena Ravenclaw - has read it already and is busy re-reading it and crossreferencing it to the other books...
Godric Gryffindor - camped out at his local bookstore, and is on his tenth cup of coffee trying to read it straight through...
Helga Hufflepuff - has the book, put a protective cover on it, and just got done cleaning her house so she can start reading it guilt-free...

I'm such a 'Claw... *headdesk* I've got all of my books set up so I can re-read them and check everything...

Not to be outdone, kaesa writes a drabble:

"What do you mean, you haven't got it yet?" She sounded very upset, and the phone made her even .

"Well, look, I was going to be there at eleven o'clock, but then I ran out of gas so I had to push the car three miles and --"

"Look, I don't need your excuses! I need that book before everyone else! HOW AM I GOING TO PROVE I'M RIGHT OTHERWISE?"

"But Rowena, isn't there a whole bootleg version of it onli--"

"I can't use that, it's illegal! Look, can't you just steal a copy or something?"

Godric looked glumly at the mile-long line in front of him, full of sleepy children and peeved-looking parents wearing silly hats. Sillier hats than he himself had ever owned.

"If you want it so badly, come over and steal the book yourself," he snapped.

"Don't be ridiculous -- oi, what did you do that for? HELGA!"

There was the distinct sound of a cell phone being snatched away from an irate fangirl.

"Godric? Godric, this is Helga. I'm just going to lend her mine so she'll shut up about it already."

"But --"

"I'll just read the bootleg, Salazar's got it all printed out with the wanky bits highlighted. Try not to be eaten alive by kids in costumes, all right? 'Night!"

And the phone was mercifully silent.

[Untitled (letter)] Remus, G {spoiler free}

Title: Untitled (letter)
Summary: Remus writes Sirius his first letter after arriving home for the summer after their fourth year at Hogwarts. Marauder-Era.
Prompt(s): tamingthemuse #52: Lockpick // 100quills 100.3 #88: Lonely
Warnings: NO SPOILERS DH Spoilers, if you squint and tip your head to the side and hold one hand in front of your nose.
Rating: G
Word Count: 832
Disclaimer: Remus Lupin isn't mine, the Harry Potter world isn't mine, either. I'm not getting anything out of this but virtual cookies the pleasure of writing it.
Author's Note: Please, refrain from leaving spoilers in the comments :)

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