10_cliche_fics

No way can I resist this. The smut cliches were even BETTER but I'm still new at that and these were pretty good to start with.

Explanations:
Superhuman - a character has unnaturally good strength/healing ability/mindreading skills/shooting skills/stamina etc etc

Prove it - a character has to or wants to prove their love/loyalty to another character

I own you - one character takes another as a slave to save their life/as a punishment

Not now! - a really, really badly timed declaration of love

Im in ur fic - the pernicious Mary-Sue factor. Need we say more?

Save me from myself - one character has low self-esteem issues/is self-harming/has been sexually abused/is clinically depressed and needs the intervention of another character

Curse you - and your sudden and inevitable betrayal...

No way out - characters are trapped/kidnapped/captured/jailed

Insanity takes over - any bit of mythology/conspiracy theory/supernatural legend is actually real. No, really.

Don't I know you? - characters encounter each other before/after canon timeline

( The Table Itself )

In my defense, there's no time limit, and I KNOW I'll end up forgetting about this comm. Plus velvetwhip is a member! That's enough reason right there!

MAWWAGE...

Just a quick little tidbit into my life...

My mail application program is acting up. It won't connect to the internet and therefore can't check its mail! So, I had the screen up and was complaining to hubby on AIM, and... well...

THIS happened:



Sigh.