Happy Marriage Reason #5231

Hubby today at Max & Erma's celebratory NO MORE FINALS supper:

You should write a crack!fic where John and Rodney are ice cubes. There'll be drama, because they are going to eventually melt, and they can have sex, because ice cubes can get all stuck together, etc., etc.

*nudges with elbow* right? right? OMG.

ETA: Dear GOD, 834 words already. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

ETA2: (what, you thought I'd have a funny tagline?) Stuck On You. 1360 words of ICE CUBE CRACKFIC.

ETA3, Second Cousin Twice Removed of ETA's half-sister that was adopted: Hubby on AIM:
'Pour warm water on them = crack fic'

*sigh*

Pay no attention to the double post behind the curtain.

Stolen from the awesome that is wieimmer:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Darsynia!

1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Darsynia!
2. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Darsynia.
3. The colour of Darsynia is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
4. During World War II, Americans tried to train Darsynia to drop bombs!
5. The difference between Darsynia and a village is that Darsynia does not have a church.
6. Darsynia is the sacred animal of Thailand.
7. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Darsynia, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
8. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Darsynia.
9. Darsynia can last longer without water than a camel can.
10. Darsynia will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

A meme called me fat :(

SGA Fic: Stuck On You / John/Rodney, G (AU, oh, so AU)

I can't believe I... Well. See for yourself:

Title: Stuck On You
Summary: "Isn't that just typical," Chipped muttered to himself. Then, a little louder, he said, "You don't have much room to talk--at least I don't have a *mutant edge*. I thought there were regulations against that sort of thing."
Rating: G
Warnings: AU. OH, SO AU.
Author's Notes: THEY'RE ICE CUBES. *headdesk*
More Coherent Author's Notes: This was my husband's suggestion. I kid you not. Tonight at dinner he said, and I quote: You should write a crack!fic where John and Rodney are ice cubes. There'll be drama, because they are going to eventually melt, and they can have sex, because ice cubes can get all stuck together, etc., etc. This actually turned out FAR more fluffy than one would have expected. Special thanks to clear_as_blood for the encouragement.
More Notes!: Now with cover art by clear_as_blood! Thanks sweets!

( Stuck On You )

ETA: There is now (brain-meltingly cute) ART (shown under the cut/above--don't forget to tell her how awesome it is!) by falling_colors ILU.

ETA2: Tune in some day in the far future, when ice!Rodney worries that he'll be placed in a glass of ice water with *gasp* LEMON in it, and John-cube distracts him by engineering a daring (and nearly suicidal) rescue mission.

ETA3: There are now (omg so so adorable) ICONS by altyronsmaker!