FML

I'm going to get flayed by G (and NO, I'm not going to wake you up or make you watch her while I nap, I brought this on myself), but, so, okay, I got caught up and didn't realize until it was about 2:15 that, hey, should probably sleep, amirite? Then I realized, hey, she is going to be hungry in like, a half hour to 45 minutes, because that'll have been three hours! So I didn't go to bed. Then, at 3, she fussed and I figured, okay, hungry, I'll go make food. I sat her down next to me on the couch and waited.

I'm still waiting.

Baby, if you sleep until 5 I'm going to feel like a complete fucking idiot. Thing is, I'm afraid to MOVE her because I want to encourage her to sleep all night! If I move her she'll wake up and she'll be hungry. I can't sleep out here, and I can't leave her out here by herself.

GAH. FML.

eta: the natives are getting restless! Or... maybe not. GAH.

HOW WAS THIS EVER A GOOD IDEA?!?!?! -- OIC.

THIS IS NEVER FUNNY*. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

ETA: So, I didn't know she had a Jewish background, so now I'm even MORE confused. I just wanted to add that, as well, Roseanne + something like this I'd assume = trying to be funny, but now I just have NO idea.
ETA2: this thread helps
ETA3: I should add that seeing it made me have NO desire to read the article, so that might add to why it's so WTF to me. I still don't have any desire to read it, but yeah, it makes a lot of sense, now. Essentially, for those who don't want to click the link--Jewish shock humor. To quote meleth: *Because it would piss Hitler off to know a lot of Jews were making fun of/mocking him.