Happy Marriage Reason #5231

[darsynia]

Hubby today at Max & Erma's celebratory NO MORE FINALS supper:

You should write a crack!fic where John and Rodney are ice cubes. There'll be drama, because they are going to eventually melt, and they can have sex, because ice cubes can get all stuck together, etc., etc.

*nudges with elbow* right? right? OMG.

ETA: Dear GOD, 834 words already. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

ETA2: (what, you thought I'd have a funny tagline?) Stuck On You. 1360 words of ICE CUBE CRACKFIC.

ETA3, Second Cousin Twice Removed of ETA's half-sister that was adopted: Hubby on AIM:
'Pour warm water on them = crack fic'

*sigh*

Comments

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

It can never end well. Like what if someone puts them in their drink? Or pieces start chipping/cracking off? And what about when the freezer breaks? Oh, the angst of it all. whgrsbdo4wyhrdsg9o

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, oh GOD, I'm writing it. And they huddle together for cold, because someone leaves the freezer door open too long and they can feel themselves melting, and their body cold keeps them cold for longer! And John-cube has bits of extra ice on one side that sticks up!

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

And John-cube has bits of extra ice on one side that sticks up!
Yes!

And as nice as huddling together is, ice!Rodney figures they should maybe also hide behind the frozen tv dinner or peas or something 'cause it's even colder that way.

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

I've actually gone for the additional angst of their not being able to move. Realism. *nodnod*

Clip:

"You'll get stuck like that, you know," a grumpy voice beside him said. It was the nearby cube, whose lower left-hand corner was a bit rounded, as though it had chipped off and been melted smooth again.

"Stuck?" he replied, not sure he liked this chipped cube's tone.

"Yes, stuck," it said in a lofty voice. "Don't you know anything about Temperature States and Melt Physics?" The way it said this made him upset. It wasn't like he'd had much time to learn anything, after all. Still, some things, he supposed, were instinct, and he could feel something in the air around him--if he rested too closely to the slick wall, it would want to bond with him. He wasn't sure he was ready for that.

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

You and your husband might just be made for each other.


Gabrielle

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

I was realizing that with double intensity yesterday as he was being even more adorable than usual and it almost HURT. I really love that man, sheez.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

I am very excited about this.

And now I want to eat ice cubes. (GASP MURDERER!!!)

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

OMG. And omg meta on ice cube fic--don't sexually frustrated people chew on ice cubes? So what if the ice cubes are John and Rodney???

Ice Cube Crackfic (http://darsynia.livejournal.com/93658.html), with my compliments.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU CALLING ME SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED??

...

Well.

...it is true. *sniff sniff*


*RUNS OFF TO READ THE ICE CUBE FIC FTW!*

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

LOL I COULD HAVE WON MONEY ON THIS COMMENT.

I bet you'd reply with THAT EXACT THING.

ILU. Enjoy!

[chandri.livejournal.com]

Okay, seriously, you need to share some of whatever it is that you're smoking. *wide-eyed adoration*

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

hehehehehe!

I think a good deal of it is OMG FINALS ARE OVER excitement. Which ignores the fact that I still have three writing projects to do before this time tomorrow. But, still.

*hugs you* Your comments make me grin from ear to ear! Thankya!

[cee-m.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! That's just brilliant. I love when our families understand that the fic will happen if we want it to or not...

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

I'm really just so ecstatic that he even lets me talk about it! It's so freeing, after him hating everything HP.

He is always coming up with hilarious pairing suggestions, too. I wub him so.