Happy Marriage Reason #5231

[darsynia]

Hubby today at Max & Erma's celebratory NO MORE FINALS supper:

You should write a crack!fic where John and Rodney are ice cubes. There'll be drama, because they are going to eventually melt, and they can have sex, because ice cubes can get all stuck together, etc., etc.

*nudges with elbow* right? right? OMG.

ETA: Dear GOD, 834 words already. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

ETA2: (what, you thought I'd have a funny tagline?) Stuck On You. 1360 words of ICE CUBE CRACKFIC.

ETA3, Second Cousin Twice Removed of ETA's half-sister that was adopted: Hubby on AIM:
'Pour warm water on them = crack fic'

*sigh*

Comments

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

It can never end well. Like what if someone puts them in their drink? Or pieces start chipping/cracking off? And what about when the freezer breaks? Oh, the angst of it all. whgrsbdo4wyhrdsg9o

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

You and your husband might just be made for each other.


Gabrielle

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

I am very excited about this.

And now I want to eat ice cubes. (GASP MURDERER!!!)

[chandri.livejournal.com]

Okay, seriously, you need to share some of whatever it is that you're smoking. *wide-eyed adoration*

[cee-m.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! That's just brilliant. I love when our families understand that the fic will happen if we want it to or not...