darsynia

It turns out I can indeed write my foot story for 'Body Part Fetishes (misc)' even though there's 'Foot Fetish' already on the list! That makes me happy, since I've got nearly 2,000 words of it.

I've also decided that I'm going to do the parallel lines thing, so if anyone's keeping track, that means this story will have Body Part Fetishism (misc... oh, and I'm SO too lazy to capitalize the rest of these, inconsistency be damned) / bruises or bitemarks. The other duos are: locked up & shaving; tentacles & obedience (OMG \o/); knifeplay & double penetration (two holes); and exhibitionism & roleplay/au (misc).

Edited because for a bit there it looked like that was one hell of a messed up story with all eight kinks.

FUN!

But, and now we come to the 'strange' portion of this post... I almost kind of sort of maybe want to do the last duo as a porny sequel to Stuck on You. Where they get put in a glass. And decide to have sex (ie., fuse together on a side) before they die. In public. And maybe a spoon comes to try to break them up but there's angst and Rodney holds on tightly and John's mutant edge is damaged and OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

ALSO, I have not forgotten about the porny nuzzling, anonymous of sweetness and goat punching! Just thought you'd like to know.

ETA:
David's updated his blog! Long post, too! Oh, that baby is so completely adorable, and DH talks about him for a whole paragraph including a comment from Joe! klsfjdskfdjsfldsaf

ETA 2, porny sequel to ETA: sequel snippet, thanks to the evil influence of velvetwhip